Not a 40-ounce bottle of King Cobra malt liquor.
No, a Walnut Creek drunkard might display a bit more class. At least on the surface, showing a willingness to spend quite a bit more money at Safeway (or CVS or Beverages and More) for his poison of choice.
Anyway, some slob left this empty bottle of Grey Goose French-made vodka in the gutter outside my bank’s ATM on North Main Street. This slob–and maybe some of his or her buddies–look like they had a good New Year’s Eve, or Saturday night, ringing in 2010 in style. I wonder if this slob was wearing a D&G lambskin leather jacket and had a fresh metrosexual mani/pedi job from one of our local spas.
I wonder if this slob is carrying a bit too much debt on his platinum Visa. All that spending at our downtown watering holes and on high-priced vodka.
Oh well! Ring a ding ding! Happy 2010.